August 9, 2019
The Fantasy Football is coming! Sound the alarms! Samuel and the Kempster get on the line to discuss Lamar Jackson in a LENGTHY Ravens segment! Then, we discuss Kyler Murray, the Browns, Jimmy G, the 49ers (!!! Of course !!!), Baker Mayfield, CHUBB and much more!
May 29, 2019
Steve Young is the complete package: Size, strong arm, accuracy and mobility, but injuries, era and lack of playing time early in his career prevented him from being a stats monster. Still, he was able to put up two 40 total touchdown seasons and had a Super Bowl to remember. My favorite Niner!!
May 18, 2019
We wade through the Gaudy Rebounding Rivers of Russell and asks: "Why is there so much hate out there for ol' Bill?" The man dominated hall-of-famers Wilt, Jerry West, Oscar Robison, Bob Pettit and more during his 11-championship run, but he still gets no respect! Ah COME ON!
May 3, 2019
In 2019, Steve Nash is officially underrated, but uber Nash fan Bemmons takes you back for an extremely biased look at his GAUDY shooting percentages and assist numbers and explains why he is an ALL-TIME great passer (top 3) and one of the greatest shooters EVER. From the Phoenix Suns to the Dallas Mavericks and back to the Phoenix Suns and then on to the evil LA Lakers, we touch on ever Nash statistical achievement! Bask in the glory of STEVE!
January 13, 2019
Welcome to the Gaudy Stats end-of-the-year awards! THE GAUDIES! Fantasy Football's most prestigious honors are handed out to the NFL's most deserving players!
December 1, 2018
In terms of Fantasy Football, it's probably to early to forecast who you should draft at the top spots for 2019, right? RIGHT? WRONG. We detail where we'd draft Saquon Barkley, Christian McCaffrey, Todd Gurley, Patrick Mahomes and more by doing a snake draft to chart our Top 24! Plus, did you see that Anthony Davis 5x5! Ooooooooooo boi!
October 27, 2018
In this late night fireside chat, Samuelson, The Kempster and I go deep once again. This free-wheeling jaunt down Gaudy Stats Boulevard touches on the LA Rams, Kansas City Chiefs, Todd Gurley, Tarick Cohen, Royce Freeman, Phillip Lindsay, Adam Thielen, Julio Jones and much more!
September 29, 2018
What a stat-stuffing start to the NFL season! Gaudiness at every turn! It's enough to make a man weep with joy as his laptop explodes form all these record setting numbers! Alvin Kamara is on pace 160 catches! Mahomes for 84 TDs! FitzPatrick for 6400 passing yards! Of course, they won't get there... OR WILL THEY? No, they won't, but at season's end, we'll have some doozy year-long statlines to gush over. Running backs are catching passes like mad, too. Will we see multiple 100 catch seasons for RBs this year? WHO THE HELL KNOWS BUT I CANT WAIT TO FIND OUT. Join San, Chris and I as we bath in the juicy statlines of this young NFL season!
August 26, 2018
This marathon pod clocked in at a shade under 3 hours! Kemp, Samuel and I get into WR values such as Taywan Taylor, Jordy Nelson, TY Hilton and others, but also check in with the studs like Antonio Brown (by the way: will he ever catch Jerry Rice?) and Julio Jones. Water Bug pass-catching backs like Dion Lewis and Chris Thompson are also touched on. So much more in this bulging buffet of fantasy football talk!
August 12, 2018
Gaudy Stats: Late Night Edition. Sam and Kemp get on the line for a drowsy, drunken three-way pod. Random subjects and players are discussed. Kemp is aroused by the thought of Giovani Bernard on the Patriots. Jay Ajayi is dicusssed AT LENGTH while Carson Wentz is compared to every QB in NFL history (including Scott Tolzien). Should you expect a bounce back year from Drew Brees? Why does Kemp hate Kirk Cousins? Is it is face? Is Jimmy G a god in the flesh? Has Doug Pederson supplanted Bill Belichick as the NFL's utmost GURU? So many questions, so few answers, but listen anyway!