The 1st Annual GAUDIES - Gaudy Stats - Fantasy Football Awards Show - NFL

January 13, 2019

Welcome to the Gaudy Stats end-of-the-year awards! THE GAUDIES! Fantasy Football's most prestigious honors are handed out to the NFL's most deserving players! 


Ranking the Top NFL Fantasy Players to Draft for 2019 Waaaaay Early - Todd Gurley, Patrick Mahomes, Barkley, Spencer Ware! - Gaudy 36

December 1, 2018

In terms of Fantasy Football, it's probably to early to forecast who you should draft at the top spots for 2019, right? RIGHT? WRONG. We detail where we'd draft Saquon Barkley, Christian McCaffrey, Todd Gurley, Patrick Mahomes and more by doing a snake draft to chart our Top 24! Plus, did you see that Anthony Davis 5x5! Ooooooooooo boi!


Gaudy Stats 35: LA Rams, Phillip Lindsay, Adam Thielen, Tarik Cohen, Royce Freeman

October 27, 2018

In this late night fireside chat, Samuelson, The Kempster and I go deep once again. This free-wheeling jaunt down Gaudy Stats Boulevard touches on the LA Rams, Kansas City Chiefs, Todd Gurley, Tarick Cohen, Royce Freeman, Phillip Lindsay, Adam Thielen, Julio Jones and much more!


QB Stat Stuffers and RB Reception Rackers - Alvin Kamara, Patrick Mahomes, Michael Thomas, Saquon Barkley, Christian McCaffrey, JuJu Smith-Schuster - Gaudy Stats Podcast

September 29, 2018

What a stat-stuffing start to the NFL season! Gaudiness at every turn! It's enough to make a man weep with joy as his laptop explodes form all these record setting numbers! Alvin Kamara is on pace 160 catches! Mahomes for 84 TDs! FitzPatrick for 6400 passing yards! Of course, they won't get there... OR WILL THEY? No, they won't, but at season's end, we'll have some doozy year-long statlines to gush over. Running backs are catching passes like mad, too. Will we see multiple 100 catch seasons for RBs this year? WHO THE HELL KNOWS BUT I CANT WAIT TO FIND OUT. Join San, Chris and I as we bath in the juicy statlines of this young NFL season!


Fantasy WR and Water Bug Feast - Auction Values, Antonio Brown, Larry Fitzgerald, Jordy Nelson, Dion Lewis and More! - Gaudy Stats Podcast

August 26, 2018

This marathon pod clocked in at a shade under 3 hours! Kemp, Samuel and I get into WR values such as Taywan Taylor, Jordy Nelson, TY Hilton and others, but also check in with the studs like Antonio Brown (by the way: will he ever catch Jerry Rice?) and Julio Jones. Water Bug pass-catching backs like Dion Lewis and Chris Thompson are also touched on. So much more in this bulging buffet of fantasy football talk! 


Fantasy Football Prep, Part 3 - Late Night Gaudy Stats

August 12, 2018

Gaudy Stats: Late Night Edition. Sam and Kemp get on the line for a drowsy, drunken three-way pod. Random subjects and players are discussed. Kemp is aroused by the thought of Giovani Bernard on the Patriots. Jay Ajayi is dicusssed AT LENGTH while Carson Wentz is compared to every QB in NFL history (including Scott Tolzien). Should you expect a bounce back year from Drew Brees? Why does Kemp hate Kirk Cousins? Is it is face? Is Jimmy G a god in the flesh? Has Doug Pederson supplanted Bill Belichick as the NFL's utmost GURU? So many questions, so few answers, but listen anyway!


Fantasy Auction Draft Value Picks and Sleepers with Kemp - Gaudy Stats Podcast

August 7, 2018

In Part 2 of our Fantasy Football Prep Trilogy, I welcome in the Kempster to discuss Fantasy Auction Draft Value Picks and Sleepers. Julio Jones, Jordan Howard, Saquon Barkley, Kirk Cousins, Jimmy Garoppolo, Dion Lewis, JEFF JANIS, Jarvis Landry, Jerick McKinnon, and many more are blabbed about in excess throughout this feast of fantasy football talk!


Fantasy Football Prep, Part 1: Jerick McKinnon, Russell Wilson, Christian McCaffrey, Jarvis Landry, Kirk Cousins - Gaudy Stats Podcast

July 31, 2018

Back from an extended absence to deliver some Fantasy Football goodness with my chum Samuelson. Jerick McKinnon, Russell Wilson, Christian McCaffrey, Jarvis Landry, Kirk Cousins and others are discussed in this freewheeling fantasy feast. This is the first of three fantasy prep pods, so stay tuned!


Philadelphia 76ers: The Process of Winning, Ben Simmons, Allen Iverson - Gaudy Stats Podcast

April 15, 2018

We’re back from hiatus with Philly Fan Dan waxing poetic about (THE OTHER) Ben Simmons, Joel Embiid, TJ McConnell, Markelle Fultz and the surging Sixers who just vanquished the Miami Heat in Game 1 of their 1st round playoff series. We also get into 76ers legend Allen Iverson, a volume shooter for the ages. It’s a packed pod with all the fixings!


Stephen Curry vs. The Greatest 3-point Shooters of All-Time - Reggie, Ray, Bird, Nash, Klay + more - Gaudy Stats Podcast

March 8, 2018

It seems undisputable that Stephen Curry is the greatest 3-point shooter of all time, but just for fun, we go through the stats and compare his output that of Ray Allen, Reggie Miller, Larry Bird, Steve Nash, Steve Kerr, Kyle Korver, Dirk, Klay Thompson and many more sharpshooters!