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Dame Lilliard vs. Steph Curry, Patrick Beverly disrespect + hilarious trash talk, TJ Warren streaking | Gaudy Stats

Dame Lilliard vs. Steph Curry, Patrick Beverly disrespect + hilarious trash talk, TJ Warren streaking | Gaudy Stats

August 8, 2020

In this dehydrated episode, we touch on the Dame Lillard vs. Patrick Beverly feud - how it's hilarious, but also bad juju for Bev to go there. Then, can we stop with the "Dame is on Steph Curry level" talk? I mean c'mon! We look at the stats! Has TJ Warren just leveled up?! Oh, and just a reminder: I hate the Lakers. 

Bol Bol emerges from his cocoon, Nash vs. Stockton stats, Dystopian ramblings | Gaudy Stats Podcast

Bol Bol emerges from his cocoon, Nash vs. Stockton stats, Dystopian ramblings | Gaudy Stats Podcast

July 24, 2020

On this "small plates" episode, we sample from Bol Bol's debut, Nash vs. Stockton and let the darkness wash over us while simultaneously scrubbing it away. Plus, ever tried salmon jerky? Oooooo boi, are you in for a treat.

Dirk Nowitzki and the Most Satisfying Championship of All-Time, Crossing Cubes | Gaudy Stats Podcast

Dirk Nowitzki and the Most Satisfying Championship of All-Time, Crossing Cubes | Gaudy Stats Podcast

May 1, 2020

On this ep, we delve deep into Dirk aka Dirkenstein aka Dirk Nowitzki - an all-time favorite. We marinate in the Mavs 2011 Finals victory over the Heatles - the satisfying title ever? Also: All the trials and tribulations that made it so sweet (including that embarrassing series collapse to the "We Believe" Warriors in the playoffs). We go deep on the shooting, points, all those gaudy numbas! And don't forget that classic one-legged patented DIRK shot! Ohhhhhhhhh boy, gaudy up!

How will Brady and Gronk fare in Tampa? Discussing Ben Franklin’s frolics in France | Gaudy Stats Podcast

How will Brady and Gronk fare in Tampa? Discussing Ben Franklin’s frolics in France | Gaudy Stats Podcast

April 26, 2020

In a wide-ranging chat with Kemp we discuss the legacy of Tom Brady during the Pats historic 19-year winning streak (2nd all-time) and how Tommy can build on his already legendary resume in Tampa. Plus, we talk CDs, Spotify, Ben Franklin vs. John Adams, the end of the world and much more. (Disclosure: I'm not a Brady fan, but I respect his accomplishments. If you don't like Brady, some of this will make you sick to your stomach - Consider this a trigger warning. Some of it is straight up gross, not gonna lie. Kemp is obsessed with Tom - in a weird way... yes, THAT WAY. So, yeah tread lightly, my fellow human.)

Iverson: Heart on His Shooting Sleeve | Gaudy Stats Podcast

Iverson: Heart on His Shooting Sleeve | Gaudy Stats Podcast

March 22, 2020

Allen Iverson put up crazy numbers for the 76ers, but his impact on the NBA and culture was far greater than the gaudy stats show. Dan, a Philly native, talks about what AI meant to the city and we do a deeeeep dive into his career, including the eye-popping points, shots, usage and minutes per game numbers!

50–40–90 Club x Coronavirus Cabin Fever | Gaudy Stats Podcast

50–40–90 Club x Coronavirus Cabin Fever | Gaudy Stats Podcast

March 13, 2020

As 'Rona Rage grips the nation and everyone quarantines like it's 1918 (Spanish Flu, ya'll), there's no better time to examine the famed 50-40-90 Club Steve Nash, Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Mark Price, Dirk, Larry Legend and more!

My 49ers Lost the Super Bowl

My 49ers Lost the Super Bowl

February 2, 2020

Rough loss, but the future is bright.

49ers vs. Chiefs Super Bowl Breakdown, San Francisco and Kansas City grub and booze

49ers vs. Chiefs Super Bowl Breakdown, San Francisco and Kansas City grub and booze

January 26, 2020

On today's pod, Sam and I talk about Super Bowl 54, break it down from multiple angles and ask all the tough questions: Will Jimmy G hold up? Can Mahomes be stopped? How is Andy Reid gonna blow this? Oh, we also discuss the perfect San Francisco / Kansas City Super Bowl dishes for your spread. Ever had a nice white wine with a pound of pulled pork? Hoooooooo boi.

End of Brady & Belichick in New England? Angry Patriots Superfan Predicts 1st Rd Loss vs. Titans after shocking Miami upset

End of Brady & Belichick in New England? Angry Patriots Superfan Predicts 1st Rd Loss vs. Titans after shocking Miami upset

December 30, 2019

After Ryan FitzMagic and the Dolphins came to Foxborough and delivered the biggest NFL upset since 1995, New England Patriots Superfan Kemp has had enough of Bill Belichick! Yes, it sounds absurd that after all the great GM moves and winning, Pats fans still have anything to complain about, but if you think that, then you haven't met the Kempster. Oh, and he also thinks they'll lose at home to the Titans in round 1 of the playoffs. Oh, and he thinks Brady is leaving after this year. Oh, and he wants to see Belichick coach a non-Brady QB because he thinks he'll fail because he thinks Brady is responsible for more of the success than Beli. Man oh man, if you're a Pats hater or lover, this pod has it ALL!

Bonus: 2020 Fantasy discussion about Lamar, McCaffrey and College Prospects!

The Fantasy Beast in AJ Brown and 2020 outlook, Kyler Sophomore Slump or Jump? Michael Thomas Unreal Efficiency, CMC rivaling LT

The Fantasy Beast in AJ Brown and 2020 outlook, Kyler Sophomore Slump or Jump? Michael Thomas Unreal Efficiency, CMC rivaling LT

December 17, 2019

Sam and I get into the Fantasy Beast in AJ Brown and 2020 outlook! Kyler sophomore slump or jump? Michael Thomas Unreal Efficiency, CMC rivaling LT. 

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